Joke No 1: Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath… Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

Joke no 2: Serdar: Oii Mayray Shaympoo Ke saath Freeee Gift Dou Shop keeper! Gee Iss kay saath Koee Gift Nhee Hei Serdar: Shaympoo Pay Likhaa Hai DANDRUFFF FREEEEE..

Joke no 3:-Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be … one heart that would always beat for you … You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!

joke no 4: Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Joke no 5: I love PAKISTAN Preity Zinta P = A = K = Ashweiya Imran Khan Katrina, I = S = T = Sri Devi Taboo A = N = Amrita Rao Namrata Shirodkar. PAKISTAN jan mere sab se phle I love Pakistan Pakistan

Joke no 6:- Sweet candies are nice to eat … Sweet words are easy to say … but, sweet ppl are hard to find … OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

Joke no 7: The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Joke no 8: This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat

Joke no 9: The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Joke no 10: -PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Joke no 11: twinkle twinkle little star tera boy friend gaya bazar us ko mil gaya doosra pyar ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar

Joke no 12: This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat

Joke no 13: -Sardar ki Mehman Nawazi Sardar k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy: Sardar: Thanda peo ge ya Garam? Mehman: Thanda. Sardar: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi? Mehmaan: Pepsi Sardar: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me? Mehmaan: Glass me. Sardar: Saada glass ma ya design wala? Mehmaan: Design wala. Sardar: Lines wala ya flowers wala. Mehman: Flowers wala. Sardar: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala. Mehman: Chambeli wala. Sardar: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

Joke no 14: Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don`t worry I don`t cry, I`m just happy that cows can`t fly!

Joke no 15: -can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????