Joke No 1: Pathan: shadi k dusray din BV se ler pra
Pathan's dad:kia hua?
Pathan: isne mri chaaye me Tawez milaya hy
Bv rotay hue: wo "Tawez" nai
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"Tea Bag" hy.

Joke no 2:Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

Joke no 3:-Pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load hai?

Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.

Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..

joke no 4:2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.


Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

Joke no 5:Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha

Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?

Tota bola PATHAN.

Joke no 6:- 1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.

2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,
wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.

Joke no 7:Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

Joke no 8:Suna tha pathano ko niswar na milay to wo pagal ho jatay hain faraz,


Afridi ne to ball chaba kar sach hi kr dikhaya..!! :-):-)

Joke no 9:Pathan on phone: Maa khush khabri hai

Maa: Bol beta

Pathan: Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye

Maa: Mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti

Pathan: Meri biwi ne dosri shadi karli..

Joke no 10: -Punjabi goes to chakla in PESHAWAR

Punjabi:koi maal dikhao
Pathan:ye 3 larka hy
Punjabi: koi larki nahi ha?
Pathan: Gun nikal k
O beghairat tum zina karege:-)

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Joke no 11:Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha:

"R U Sick suffering from fever?"

pathan repliez
"No, I'm Muslman Suffering from peshawar,

Joke no 12:Sardar ur phatan tent main soo rhe the
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Sardar:
Tume kya nazar aa rha hy?
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Phatan: Stars
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Sardar:
Es ka kya mtlb hova
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Phatan:
Aaj badal nhi hy Stars nazar aa rhe hai Barish nhi hogi
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Sardar:
U Stupid..hamara tent chori ho gya hai

Joke no 13: -Ksi Ne Pathan Ko SMS Kya K
"Agr Tu Zaheen Hy To 200 ka Balance Bhej
Hoshyar Hy To 300 ka Bhej"

Pathan Ne 500 Ka Beja
Or Likha

Hm Zaheen B hy or Hoshiyar B :->

Joke no 14:1 Aadmi ne 1 Udas Pathan se Pocha: Khan Sahab tum Q Udas ho?

Pathan: Aaj Hum ko N.W.F.P ka Matlab Pata Chal Gaya

Admi: Wo Kya?

Pathan: "No Women For Pathan".

Joke no 15: -Womens Day per 1 Larki ne Pathan se kaha;

Ap ko Pata hy Aaj Womens Day hy?

Pathan ne Ghabra k Kaha:

Kamaal hy Jab hum Ghar sy Nikla tha tab to Friday tha