Joke No 1: Shetano ka School
attendnce:

Ajooj Majooj
Ys sir!

Zakoota
Ys sir!

Drakola
Ys sir!

Iblees
Ys sir!

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Zardari !


Sir woh pakistan lootne gaya hai...

Joke no 2:New Qoomi Tarana

Zardari ki Zameen Shad Baad,
Bijli Aye 8 Ghantay Baad
Tu Nishan-e- Corruption Aalishan,
Arz-E-Zardaristan.
Shad Baad Sindh Rahay Abaad,
Zardari Ki Zamèén Ka Nizaam,
Aatay, GAS, Bijli Ka Bohraan,
Qaum Mulk Sab Gharak,
NAWAZ, Wakeel Pa-in-da-Baad,
Mushraf Pakistan say farar,
Parchamay Sitara-o-Hilal,
Khoon Main Ranga Sara Saal,
Bhool Apna Maazi Shan-e-Haal
JAAN-e-Istaqlal,

SAYA-e-America
Sar Pe Sawaar,

Joke no 3:-UZardari:
Ap ne Credit Card chori wale case se kya sabak hasil kya?
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Shumaila Rana:
Shoping waha ke jae jaha Security Camera na lga ho

joke no 4:Total assets of Obama...
$1,300,000 and have no property in any other country.

Total assets of Zardari...
$2,000,000,000 and have 9 properties in America, 9 in England, 2 in Belgium and 1 in France.

Joke no 5

Agr
1 Ship Me

Zardari

Gillani

Nawaz Shareef
Rahman malik
&
Shere Rehman Hon Or Ship
Doob Jae
To Btaen Kon
Bache Ga?


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"PAKISTAN"

Joke no 6:- What Is Business.

BAAP: Me tmhari shadi apni mrzi se kronga.

BETA: No!

BAAP: Larki zardari ki beti hy

BETA: Phr Thek hy

Baap zardari k pas gaya..

BAAP: Mein tmhari beti ko bahu bnana chahta hun.

Zardari : no!

BAAP: Mera beta World Bank ka CEO hai.

Zardari: Phr Thek hai !

Baap world bank k president k pas jata hai.

BAAP: Mere bete ko bank ka CEO bna do

Presidnt: No!

BAAP: Wo zardari ka damad hai.

Presidnt: Phr Thek hai;)

Joke no 7:Qayamat k Din jab Farishty Sab Se kahain ge apne apne Gunah Paper Par likho,
to
Sab Gunah likh Rahy hun ge,

k
Achanak aik Awaz aye gi.!

"EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY".

Joke no 8:Zardari DOZAKH main gya
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Dozakh main Zardari ka bohat bura haal hova
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Kyu?
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Apni saza k elava baki sb dozakhyeo ki saza ka 10% b Zardari ko mela

Joke no 9:BV pr tashadud krna kha ke
Aqalmandi hai
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Aqalmandi to BV ko qatal kr
K haqumat krne me hai

Joke no 10: -Wo kon se 3een janwar hai jin
K dant bahar rehte hai?
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1-Haathi(Elephant)
2-Sumandari seal(Sea Lion)
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3sra
Zoordari

Joke no 11:Zardari ek dukan se "ullu" kharedne gya
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3 din
18 ghante
32 minuts
ur
15 second
ki behas k bad
bilakhir
ULLU zardari k sath jane pr
razamand ho gya

Joke no 12:"Jab tum umeed se ziyada Mal-o-Dolat jama karlo..,

To mulk chordo ye tumhare haq may behtar hai.."

( Hazrat ASIF ALI ZARDARI )

Joke no 13: -Red light area main aag lg gae
Next day in news
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Zardari ne ellan kya hy
Marne wali larkeyon ko 5000 ka cheque
Zakhmi hone wali larkeyon ko 10,000 ka cheque
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Sahi Salamat bach jane wali larkya raat 12 bje k bad president house se aa kr 50,000 CASH le jae

Joke no 14:Reporter:
Sir log kehte hy mehngai hy..?
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Gellani:
Kon kehta hy mehngai hy
3 rupp main 500 sms hy
5 ruppe main happy hour hy
Unlimited frnds n family hy
Sab keh do ki saholat hy
es se sasti sirf khamoshi
Yhi hy Dhun sb ki
Zardari tum hi to ho
Zardari smart call

Joke no 15: -Kisi Drakht pe Ek Ullu Baita Karta tha,
Ek din wo Drakht Kaat Diya Gaya,

Drakht Bohut Khush Huwa k Shukar he Ab Hum Par Koi Ullu Nai Baithy Ga
Lekin Drakht ki khushi us wakt khaak me mil gayi jb
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Us ko Kaat k zardari k Room ki CHAIR Bana Di Gayi,
Tareekh Gawah Ha,

Aj Bhi Us Par Ullo hi Baitha Hy.